|You can do this, Big People! You're in charge!|
Well, ya know, I get it that you don't really like Mondays, Friends. Mondays can jolt ya from the pleasantude of a wonderful weekend. But let's put a different frame on this thing.
Mondays are the gateway to a brand new week. It's an opportunity for excellence, if you think about it, Friends!
You know, another word for "Big" is "Large," and "large" rhymes with "in-charge." So that means that you're Large and In-Charge, Big People!
You are Large and In-Charge, Friends! And today is Just Monday!
You've got this, Big People! Go out this week and take this opportunity to be excellent! Muah!