|I'm ready to go on my rounds!|
'Member how I said that pre-babies have access to lotsa information while they're studying up on how to be people? Well, some of that information is medical school. I saw it in an informational brochure and signed up, which accounts for some of the why I was late getting here (something I will never hear the end of from Mommy, as she's STILL talking about it!).
Anyway, I had some finishin' up to do in the last coupla years, and now I'm doing my internship. My specialty is going to be Medicinal Laughter. I'm going to be the kind of doctor that you visit when your funny bone is out of order. When you can't get a decent belly-laugh going. When your tickle-box won't flip.
They say that laughter's the best medicine, and it's my aim to be the best practitioner of the best medicine!
|I think I'm sitting on my pager again.|
Another thing I do as an intern at St. Laffalotatus- Mercy-Mercy Hospital is go on rounds with my resident and whichever attending I'm assigned to that day. All of us interns follow behind our resident or our attending like a gaggle of geese, and they ask us questions and we answer the questions. We try not to say stupid things in front of the patients!
|Friends, I take Funny Medicine very seriously!|
The thing I stay focused on is that every day I get to help people. Laughter is a great thing. And someday, I'll get to be an attending physician at St. Laffalotatus- Mercy-Mercy Hospital, and I'll have a gaggle of interns of my own to fetch me bambinoccinos and lab reports and to write in my charts...
For now, though, I've gotta go. I'm on-call, and my pager's going crazy. I'll see ya tomorrow, Friends! I love ya! Muah! Gottagobye!