|Look at this Swiss Cheese! It has so many uses!|
It's so versatile, this Swiss Cheese. Why, a person such as myself can peer through the little holes in it. Trust me, this is a really useful use for Swiss Cheese. Seein' without bein' seen. A very useful thing, don'tchya think?
Another thing I like about Swiss Cheese is that it looks like lace, a little bit. Some of it looks like really mod lace with big holes in it, and others look like lacy-lace! I love food that's pretty, AND...
DEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS! That's the other thing I really like about Swiss Cheese, Friends! It's just delicious! Really tasty stuff! I love eatin' it right out of the refrigerator, with my very hands.
I've also enjoyed Swiss Cheese on a burger, rolled up with a pickle and ham, and I really like just eatin' it right outta the refrigerator. I think that's my favorite.
Friends, I'm so glad there's such a thing as Swiss Cheese. Who doesn't love cheese with HOLES in it? I certainly don't not love cheese with holes in it. ... Ummmm... no. Yeah. That's right! I love cheese with holes in it!
I love you, lots, Friends! I'll see ya tomorrow! Muah!