|My fravrite Halloween trainin' move is suspended windshield wipers for my abs!|
Well, as you know, today's Halloween, and I'll be showin' ya a picture of me in my Halloween costume one of these days soon, but today, I wanna talk about trainin' for Halloween.
It's really important!
I mean, ya hafta have enough strength and energy to make it all the way through Tricker Treating, and quite often, that means schlepping a Halloween costume AND a snow-suit around your neighborhood, and that isn't even taking into consideration your bagga treats ya hafta carry!
So I do a number of things to prepare for Halloween, and I start training on November First. I do things to condition my cardiovascular system such as running up and down stairs, running through the yard, and running up and down the driveway. Lotsa running. To train my muscles, I carry heavy bags of books, heavy bags of toys, and then I take to my swingset or as I call it, my yard-installed exercise complex.
My favorite thing to do is suspended windshield wipers. I hang from the trapeze, bring my knees up to my chest, easy-like, then make my legs arc through the air like windshield wipers. It is SO MUCH FUN!!!
So anyways, tonight's a big night, and I've been trainin' for it for the last three-hundred sixty-five days, Friends. I'll be seein' ya tomorrow! I love ya lots, and Happy Halloween, Friends! Mua-hahahahahahahaha!