I'm gonna jump outta this present and surprise Daddy for his birthday! |
Guess what! Today's my Daddy's birthday!
What I really wanted to do for Daddy today is all of us get in my brand-new motorized Pink Jeep so I could drive us to a classy restaurant like Chuck E. Cheese and we could enjoy a nice meal together, celebrating the anniversary of Daddy's birth.
That's what I wanted to do, but there are a coupla complications with that plan. First of all, as it turns out, Big People don't like to go to Chuck E. Cheese on their own birthdays, and when they take a Little Kid there, it's under extreme duress and out of a deep sense of obligation. There is no enjoyment. So that wouldn't have been the place to take my Daddy for his birthday. A sub-complication to this plan is that I'm not sure where there is a nearby Chuck E. Cheese. Buffalo? Rochester? I don't know. It's moot anyways, because Big People don't care much for Chuck E. Cheese.
More troubling, however, is my acute lack of motorized Pink Jeep. That's right. I'm still pining for a PowerWheelz of my very own. I asked Mommy to buy me one for Daddy's birthday, and would you believe she had the NERVE to flat-out refuse? Then she wonders why Daddy's my favorite.
Awwww well, Friends. I might have a thinger two up my sleeve, to make sure Daddy has a good birthday. I hafta check to see what that might be, but I'm sure there's something.
I have some work to do, Friends, so I'll be seein' ya tomorrow. I love ya lots! Have a great day! Muah!
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