No, I don't need any Bah-HumBUG repellent! |
Well, I'll tell ya. Even I, the ultimate in Christmas Cheer, have my off days. Even I can be a Scrooge, even on the day that marks exactly one week before Christmas.
What flips my Bah-Humbug Switch? I'll tell ya what flips it. Not a lot of things, but things.
For instance, when I wanna eat a Stuffed Reese's Cup for breakfast and my parents tell me 'no,' that brings out my Bah Humbugs!
Also, when I wanna wear my denim jacket out and about, because it's fashionable, and my parents tell me I've gotta wear a winter coat because it's "cold," that makes me angry!
Also, some days a Little Kid just wants to wear her rainbow sandals. I get bitten by the Bah-HumBUG when I am not allowed to wear my rainbow sandals, but I hafta wear my big ol' faux fur-lined winter boots.
A major Bah-Humbug for me is havin' to stop playin' Tearaway: Unfolded because I hafta eat or go to bed. That really, really, REALLY grinds my gears!
And the biggest thing that brings on a case of the Bah-Humbugs for me is bein' told to snap out of it, walk it off, count my blessings, and so on and so forth, when I'm startin' to come down with a marginal case of them. Think about it, Friends. Nobody likes to be told what to think, feel, and do. Definitely not me!
So there ya have it! I have a case of the Bah-Humbugs, so I'm gonna go before you start tellin' me to shrug 'em off, too. I don't wanna be mad atchyoo the week before Christmas. I'll see ya tomorrow, and I still love ya lots, even though I'm grouchy today! Muah! I mean BAAAAAAH!
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