Tubular Tuesday To Ya!

The day after a holiday can be a bummer, Friends.

Well, hiya, Friends!  How the heck are ya?  Didja survive St. Patrick's Day?  Were ya able to get through it without gettin' pinched?  I sure hope so!

St. Patrick's Day 2014 is over and done, and now it's time to move on to new things.  I know that the day after holidays can be a letdown, so that's why I've decided that today's Tubular Tuesday!  I thought about makin' it Totally Tubular Tuesday.  If that one floats your boat more than just Tubular Tuesday, feel free to call today Totally Tubular Tuesday.

It's your day, Friends.

In fact, it's so much so your day that I'm not even gonna tell ya how to spend your Tubular Tuesday!  I mean, you could ride a sno-tube down a snowy hill if you can find any left.  You could ride down a Lazy River in an innertube if you're where it's warm.  You could make a craft with empty toilet paper and paper towel tubes. 

You know I'm here to help ya transition back to Non-Holiday Life.

Oh, my goodness, there's so much you can do with an empty paper tube, friends.  You have no idea!  You can make hoot-owls with a little paint, glitter, and google-eyes.  You can take two empty toilet paper tubes and make a pair of binoculars, or use just one paper towel roll and make it into a telescope.

Or if you're really practical, you can use either a paper towel tube or a toilet paper tube as a cord-corraller.  It's true.  You just cut up one side of the tube, slide in your cords, and there you go!  Your cords are tamed if you've gotta lotta electronics.

If that isn't your style, you can still celebrate Tubular Tuesday.  I believe toothpaste still comes in tubes, Friends, so if ya brush your teeth a coupla times today, you'll be good to go.  It's kind of a cop-out, but it's better than nothing.

Hey!  It's Tubular Tuesday!  Can I get a whoop-whoop?!

I just wantchya to have a buncha fun, Friends.  I just wantchya not to be sad that it isn't St. Patrick's Day anymore.  That's all I want. 

That's why I thought up Tubular Tuesday.  Just for the fun of it.  What I don't want happening is you gettin' all stressed out over what you're gonna do for Tubular Tuesday.  What I really don't want is my holiday getting co-opted by the toilet paper tube and paper towel tube people and turning into this giant commercial fiasco the way other holidays can get.

Fight that power, Friends. 

And have fun today.  Remember that I just love the heck right outta ya, whether you're Irish or not, whether it's St. Patrick's Day or Tubular Tuesday.  And I always will.  Muah!