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Thursday, November 6, 2014

Well, It's Thursday!

We oughtta come up with some kind of thing to celebrate today!
Hiya, Big People! 

Goodness, today's kind of a pffffft kinda day, considering Tuesday was Election Day, and yesterday, we celebrated the sixtieth anniversary of the invention of the Flux Capacitor. 

I don't even know how a person is supposed to follow a day like that.  I suppose if we had hover-boards like in Back to the Future 2, we could celebrate today by riding our hover-boards around.  But we don't have hover-boards.

I suppose another suitable way for us to celebrate the day after the anniversary of Doc Brown's wonderful invention would be to hop in our Mr. Fusion-powered Delorean Time Machines and go visit the Doc himself, to congratulate him on his world-changing invention.

Thingofitizzzzz, Mr. Fusion-powered Delorean Time Machines aren't parked in anyone's driveways.  We don't even have Mr. Fusion-powered Corolla Time Machines.  Why IS that? 

I'll tell ya why.  Doc Brown went back in time to the Wild West, and has been ridin' around for the last thirty years in a time-machine inside of a steam locomotive with stained glass windows.  He never bothered to file for a patent, and nobody else knows how to make a Flux Capacitor.  Also, they stopped making Deloreans, and it was proven that the stainless steel skin on the Delorean was the best for traveling through time.  Something about just the right amount of conductivity, and surface charge and whatnot.

Anyway.  It's Thursday, November 6th.  Isn't there a zany food holiday we could celebrate today?  I feel bereft of something to celebrate. 

You know what, though, Friends?  I love the heck right outta ya!  Muah!

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