The Christmas Season is happening, Big People! Buckle up! |
Well, ya know, Friends, my pal Donut Dude and one of his property development pals named Development Dann, and I have a mall called The Bingham Centre, accessible on the Bingham Underground.
Unfortunately for you, it's only for Little Kids and their toy friends. It's kinda too bad, because the Bingham Centre is the PREMIER shopping and entertainment destination of all the Binghams. But fortunately for you, I'll tell ya all about Black Friday at the Bingham Centre.
In a word, shoppin' at the Bingham Centre today is a zoo.
There was a run on light-up boots at Forever Three early this morning. They couldn't find extra register tape at the Bullseye anchor store, which caused a kerfluffle, until mall management found a pallet of it in a stock-room near the food court. They already had to do three search-and-rescues in the ball-fountain at Centre Court... don't worry, everybody's okay. Everything Smoothie has a line to it wrapped all the way to the Grand Arcade. A glitter gun malfunctioned at Glitz-n-Glitter's, so now everyone who was in the vicinity is walkin' around, extra-extra sparkly.
This isn't a negative thing, though.
There's a lot of good things goin' on at the Bingham Centre this Black Friday, too, though. Most things are runnin' smoothly, but they're definitely runnin'. No leisurely saunterin' for my megamall today.
I hope everything's going swell for you in the Real World on Black Friday, Big People! I'm thinkin' about ya! I love ya lots! Muah!
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