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| Hark! Who goes there? Not you, 'cause you aren't the Q! |
Well, ya know, I'm a kid of many talents. Many different skills. Some of my skills, I'm better at than others, but the skills I call my own are many and varied.
You bet they are!
One of my lesser-known skills is being an extraordinary Pool Guard. Not the kind of pool guard that has a life ring that they throw to people who swam too soon after they eat and get a cramp in the water.
Nope. I'm the kind of Pool Guard that keeps all the balls on a pool table in line. I guard against the scratch. I guard against gettin' too close to the sides of the table. I guard against a great shot bein' ruined because the 8-ball is in the way.
How do I do it, you ask? Well, I'll tell ya. If something's in the way, I just reach up, grab it, and move it to a more convenient or safer location. Boom. Got a problem, yo, I'll solve it!
I really don't know why you Big People didn't think of that, actually. You make things so much harder than they need to be. But it's okay. I sure do love ya lots, Friends. I'll be seein' ya tomorrow. In the meantime, I've got some pool to guard!
Muah!
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