Fyber Monday

Fyber Monday can be kinda delicate to talk about, I guess.

Hiya, Friends!  Well, it's the first Monday after Thanksgiving.  I think they call this "Fyber Monday."

Not only is Fyber Monday the first Monday AFTER Thanksgiving, but it's the first Monday of getting ready for the Christmas Season.  And it's called Fyber Monday because they wantchya to make sure you get enough fyber throughout the holiday season, but especially on this first Monday. 

I wonder if I'm getting enough fyber on this Fyber Monday.

Fyber is critical.  When ya don't get enough fyber, ya can get all backed up, and if you're all backed up on the First Monday of the Christmas Season, you're gonna have a hard time getting back on schedule later on in the season.

It's the truth.  Think about it, Friends!  Think if ya have a day of things to do, and everything's all stacked up, right backtobacktoback, and say the first thing you've gotta do on this day of Lotsa Things To Do is cleaning up your bedroom.  And you've allowed an hour for yourself to get your bedroom all cleaned up, but it takes ya longer to get all your clothes picked up off the floor than you thought it would, and you had a devilova time getting the hospital corner on your bed sheet just so, and next thing ya know, it's taken ya an hour and a half to clean up your bedroom, but you were supposed to start cleaning the bathroom up after your bedroom, and you hafta polish all the mirrors and fixtures and scrub your tub, and it's gonna take ya the whole forty-five minutes you allowed for it. 

Happy Fyber Monday, Friends!

Thing of it is, you meant to fold clothes for an hour after you cleaned your bathroom for forty-five minutes, but you're running late, and instead of havin' an hour of clothes to fold, what you're really dealing with is like an hour and three-quarters, and you've gotta get it done, so you just get more and more behind.

You get more and more backed up.  When ya get more and more backed up, ya get more and more nervous and grouchy and anxious. And when you're nervous and grouchy and anxious, you're uncomfortable.

It doesn't take a lotta imagination to see how you can apply that kinda backing-up to the Holiday Season, Friends, does it?

Thank goodness for Fyber Monday, the day where we can make sure we start out the Christmas Season not being backed up.

Let's start out our Christmas Season right and get enough Fyber on this Fyber Monday!  It's all gonna be okay, Big People!  We're all gonna be okay!  I love ya!  Muah!