We get to wear some sharp costumes! |
There's a little bit of everything for everybody in our Holiday Dance Extravaganza. We have a little line dancing, some interpretive dancing, some salsa dancing, some tumbling, some rhythmic ribbon dancing, some Irish step dancing, some tap, ballet, and jazz dancing, boiled dance, fried dance, dance scampi...
Hold on. Did I just say "dance scampi?" ... I did?
Sorry about that, Friends. When you're in rehearsals like we've been today, ya get kinda hungry, and ya start thinking of everything as food, and also, when I was listing all the different dances we're doing in our company Dance Extravaganza, I started channeling Bubba Gump. Apologies!
We use stage lights and strobe lights and a DISCO BALL! |
When they were making up the programs, they decided that calling the dancers like me "Freeform Fusion," instead of "The People Who Work Here and Haven't Demonstrated Any Real Proficiency Or Interest In Established Dancing Disciplines" sounded a little nicer. Plus, it fit on the program better.
Basically, I love the Freeform Fusion style of dancing. I can be anything I wanna be when I'm dancing this way. I dance like nobody's watching, just like the inspirational poster says to do. You know the one: "Sing Like Nobody's Listening, Dance Like Nobody's Watching, Love Like You've Never Been Hurt Before, and Don't Steal Sabretooth's Yogurt Outta the Fridge!"
It's hard work, dancing, but it's so much fun! |
And I don't steal Sabretooth's Yogurt Outta the Fridge, because that's just good sense. I love Sabretooth, and he's one of my best friends, but he doesn't have those big teeth for nothing. You know what I'm saying?
Well, I'd better skedaddle, Friends. Break's over, and we're back to rehearsing. In fact, my number I'm rehearsing right now is with Sabretooth, Appie the Monkey, and Mitch from Accounting- yes, THAT Mitch! And it's called "The Fiddle-Faddle Skedaddle!" You wouldn't believe the footwork involved! All right, Friends! I'll catch ya tomorrow! Dance like nobody's watchin', and remember how much your pal Zoe loves ya! Muah!
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