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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Dr. Zoe's Mid-Week Checkup!

Is your smile workin' properly?  Try it out and see!
Hiya, Friends!  How's your week going?  It's Wednesday, after all.  The middle day of the week, and therefore the perfect day for a midweek checkup!

Now, I'm not talking about the kind of checkup where you have to step on a scale or open your mouth and say "AAaaaaaaaaAAAAAH!"  I know those kinda checkups, especially the ones involving a scale, are the exact opposite of something that makes you Grownups happy.

My mid-week checkup involves making sure your spirits are at the optimum levels, or at the very least, not down in the dumps.  If you're down in the dumps, you need to contact me ASAP for a Spirit Lift Consultation. 

Another point in the midweek checkup is about making sure your smile is workin' properly.  Can you smile?  When you smile, do the corners of your mouth turn up, and do your eyes light up?  That's what you want.  Upturnage of the corners of your mouth, and lighting up of your eyes.  If either of those things is out of order, you need to contact me for a Smile Alignment.  It doesn't involve orthodontics.  Don't you worry about that for a minute.  OR if you're feeling happy, but your smile doesn't turn up the corners of your mouth, or your eyes aren't lighting up when you smile, you might need to see a Conventional Doctor.  There could be a mechanical problem with your smile, and a Conventional Doctor can help you out if need be!

So there you have it, Friends.  Dr. Zoe's Mid-Week Checkup!  You're on the downside of the week now.  Time to just cruise right in to the Weekend, mmmmkay?  You've got to go through Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, anyway, so you might as well be HAPPY about it!

I love ya lots, Friends!  I'll be seein' you tomorrow!  Muah!

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