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| Party on, Darth! |
Well, as you may or may not know, I'm good friends with Darth Vader. You might remember ol' Darth as bein' the Baddie Daddy on the original Star Wars movies, but what you might not understand about Darth is that he was just play-acting at bein' such a vile villain.
He's actually really nice!
You know, every so often, I play street hockey with Darth Vader and a bunch of our friends. I like to be on Darth's team, because he's a really great goalie, as well as an amazing scorer. It's almost as if the Force is really with him, whether he's deflecting shots or making sure they find the back of the net. And insteadda us havin' to stop playin' when a car comes through, those cars stop for Darth Vader!
Sometimes, we all hop into the Sithmobile and go cruising around the galaxy. I drive, and Darth is in charge of the tunes. We all sing along to the Imperial March, Glam Rock Remix, because the beat goes really well with driving around the galaxy. Although, Darth also particularly favors Metallica's Black Album, AC/DC's song "Back in Black," and Carly Simon's Greatest Hits.
Whoever said Sith Lords can't have a softer side just don't know Darth.
We're thinking about starting our own Internet show, where we talk about musics and things we're interested in. We haven't done so yet, because as it turns out, Darth's a little camera-shy. Isn't that crazy? I think it's crazy. But you know, you can't just throw someone who has that kind of anxiety in front of a camera and expect 'em not to flip out, so we'll just ease Darth into being comfortable in front of the camera.
Hey, Big People. I'm gonna let ya go for today. I sure love ya lots! I'll see ya tomorrow! Muah!
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