Don't be puttin' any mozzarella near my tomatoes or anything else! |
Well, ya know, I am not a fussy eater by any stretch of the imagination. But I gotta tell ya. I HATE mozzarella cheese. HATE IT!!!
You see, I resent the blobby, bland taste of the mozzarella cheese. It makes me SO MAD when it's made into Caprese salad. I mean, there were those wonderful tomatoes, all innocent, growin' in the sun, nice and sweet and all, and then somebody picks it, slices it up, and makes it sit on a plate with gross, blobby, bland mozzarella cheese.
Friends, unless it's on pizza, don't bring that mozzarella cheese anywheres near me!
I still love ya lots, though! So long as you aren't havin' Caprese, we can still be friends. I'll see ya tomorrow! Muah!
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