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| 'Scuse me while I crow about how good this chocolate in a waffle cone is! Hahahaha! |
Well, I'll tell ya what. There's nothing that puts a smile on my face like an ice cream cone, and there's nothing that makes an ice cream better for me than pretendin' to be a great big chicken with an ice cream cone!
You know, Friends, sometimes I'm a big chicken in my real life, actually. Public potties that flush themselves scare the bejeebers outta me. Those hand-dryers in the bathrooms also light up my spine with fear. Fire crackers, loud sporting events, the goal horn... all of it turns me into a three-foot-tall chicken. Bawk-bawk-bawk!
Thing of it is, we all have our things that make us big chickens. And a solid way to make yourself less afraid is to eat an ice cream cone. True story. I know this, because for my entire ice cream-eating career, I have been conducting research, and I have found that when I am enjoying a scoopa ice cream during a troubling situation, I am eighty-three percent less stressed out about it.
So. The big chicken with an ice cream cone is onto something!
Hey. I'll see ya tomorrow, Friends! I love ya lots! Muah!
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