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| This is a PSA telling you that pulp doesn't belong in orange juice, because it tastes like lint! |
Well, ya know, Friends, I am something of a bon vivant, a lover of life, and an admirer of the Finer Things in Life.
Now, one of the finer things in life is definitely NOT pulp in orange juice. I go around and around like a merry-go-round (one of the definite finer things in life!) with Mommy about this matter.
When I was a younger Little Kid, I called the pulp that would errantly wind up in my orange juice "lint," on accounta it feels like lint in my mouth.
Yuckaroni!
I don't care if you like lint in your orange juice, Big People, but if I'm enjoyin' orange juice with ya, ya better make sure there's a strainer nearby. Also, you just shouldn't drink orange juice with lint. You shouldn't hafta chew your drink in the morning!
This has been a Public Service Announcement from your pal Zoe. I love ya lots! Muah!
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