Cheese....With HOLES in It!

Look at this Swiss Cheese!  It has so many uses!

Friends, do you know there's cheese that has holes in it?  It's called "Swiss Cheese," and I think it's just genius! 

It's so versatile, this Swiss Cheese.  Why, a person such as myself can peer through the little holes in it. Trust me, this is a really useful use for Swiss Cheese. Seein' without bein' seen.  A very useful thing, don'tchya think?

Another thing I like about Swiss Cheese is that it looks like lace, a little bit.  Some of it looks like really mod lace with big holes in it, and others look like lacy-lace!  I love food that's pretty, AND...

DEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS!  That's the other thing I really like about Swiss Cheese, Friends!  It's just delicious!  Really tasty stuff!  I love eatin' it right out of the refrigerator, with my very hands. 

I've also enjoyed Swiss Cheese on a burger, rolled up with a pickle and ham, and I really like just eatin' it right outta the refrigerator.  I think that's my favorite. 

Friends, I'm so glad there's such a thing as Swiss Cheese.  Who doesn't love cheese with HOLES in it?  I certainly don't not love cheese with holes in it. ... Ummmm... no.  Yeah.  That's right!  I love cheese with holes in it! 

I love you, lots, Friends!  I'll see ya tomorrow!  Muah!