Tuesday Follies!

It's fun to laugh, Big People!

Hiya, Big People!  Happy Tuesday to you! 

Well, ya know, Friends, do you ever have where this happens to you, after a long holiday weekend, it comes around to bein' Tuesday morning, and you're a little bit disorientated, since you're a little mad at the morning, but you can't put your finger on why, because it isn't Monday, but something definitely doesn't seem right, and then you realize you're mad because Tuesday has taken the place of Monday in the week, and it's bad enough to fathom, but then you also realize that your wonderful long weekend has come to an end, and it's now back to the same-ole, same-ole?

That's right the heck about where I am today, Friends!  After four days in a row of feelin' like it was Saturday, this Tuesday morning has slapped me right in the face like a piece of soggy bologna.

To combat this sad feeling, I've decided to make today full of Tuesday Follies here at The Daily Zoe.  I won't tell ya how to fill your day fulla follies, Friends, but I will leave ya with a wonderful thought to contemplate.  It's an oldie but a goodie.  One of my favorites.

Okay.  Here goes:  Friends, why was Six afraid of Seven?  Do you know?  Well, I'll tell ya.  Six was afraid of Seven on accounta Seven Eight Nine!

Get it?

Seven Eight Nine!  It's funny because "eight" is a homophone for "ate," and if Seven ate Nine, that would be a really good reason for Six to be afraid, and it would also make things hilariously awkward on the Number Line!  How about that?!

It's fun to laugh, Big People!  Even on a Tuesday morning!  I love ya lots!  Muah!