My Pink Jeep

My first test-drive in my 2011 Pink Jeep!

 I've been driving my Pink Jeep since I was three months old, and I have to say, for my money, it really is the best way to get around.  I love the way the engine sounds, and I love the radio stations.  The horn, too.  Got to let people know I'm coming, so they know to look when I wave!

If traffic's decent, I like to drive the Pink Jeep in to the office.  I have my own parking space and everything.  How about that?  I don't like to do stop-and-start driving in it, though, because the Pink Jeep was meant for wide-open road, or wide-open off-road, not stopping every time it gets good and going.  So on the days when the Bing's experiencing heavy traffic, I take the North Bingham Underground.  I always make sure I have subway tokens in my purse, so I'm never stranded!  Never hurts to plan ahead!

My first traffic stop in my Pink Jeep.  Who knew Rozzie's the 5-0?

Every so often, I load up my Pink Jeep and take my friends with me on road trips, like Sophie the Giraffe, and Sabretooth, my bunny... Now that I think about it, I think it's been too long since I've taken me and my friends on a road trip.  I need to make a note of that and correct it!  Where do we go?  Anywhere we want, really!  As long as it's an adventure!  My Pink Jeep was built for adventure!

This is the day I went for donuts for my co-workers, and the donut place was all out of donuts!  Have you ever heard of such a thing in your whole life?  A donut place being out of donuts?!

 I owe a lot to my Pink Jeep, when you get right down to it, Friends!  Why, without the Pink Jeep, I bet there wouldn't be any The Daily Zoe or The Daily Zoe Blog to enjoy!  See, one day, my coworkers sent me out to fetch coffee and donuts for everybody.  They sent me because I'd been at the office the shortest, and also because I had the least hair.  So I had to go get donuts.  And would you believe the donut place had the nerve to be ALL OUT OF DONUTS!  I mean, they say 'Donuts' right on their big, light-up sign and everything, and there wasn't even a donut to be had in the whole building.  I thought they made them right there, but as it turns out, a semi-truck brings the donuts to the donut place.  Well.  They had an angry me on their hands, didn't they?  I mean, if you're a donut place, you just shouldn't run out!  And one thing led to another, and I got a free box of Munchkins and The Daily Zoe show over on the Facebook.  That's how it happened!  If I hadn't had the Pink Jeep, I wouldn't have been sent out for the donuts the Donut place didn't have! 


I guess I probably owe a little bit to the donut place being out of donuts, too, even though that fried my fritters that day.  I wouldn't have gotten all grizzly bear, if they'd had the donuts, as planned.  I would have just given the donut dude my money, put the donuts in my Pink Jeep, and headed back to the office for the usual workaday antics that go on in a place of work.

Isn't it funny how things can work out like that, Big People?  Something that, at the time, seems like a Great Big Nuisance turns out to get you to something pretty neat?  This ol' world is a place of endless wonder, at least I think.  You just never know what's around the next corner or over the next bridge!

Keepin' the Pink Jeep all shined up!  I never know when I'll run into a Pink Jeep Show!

On that note, Friends, I'm thinking about corners and bridges and hills, valleys, and roads cut through the woods, and my feet are itchin' to take the Pink Jeep for a spinaroo.  Maybe something wondrous will happen on my drive, and maybe not.  Either way, I know I'll have a good day, because I get to drive my Pink Jeep!

 You have a good day, too!  Zoe loves you!  Muah!