I wonder if there's sucha thing as pickle jam? |
For instance, I got to thinking about would I rather be in a jelly of a jam or in a dilly of a pickle? That's a tough question to answer, I think. I mean, whether you're in a jelly of a jam or a dilly of a pickle, it means things aren't going so hot for you. It means you've gotta tell Houston you've got a problem.
At first, I thought I'd just choose which I'd rather find myself in by seeing which had more degrees of severity. But the more I looked into it, the more I found out that the two are really equal, even though one is usually sweet and spreadable, and the other one us usually crunchy and at least a little bit puckery. After all, both jam and pickles are canned goods. One has a lotta sugar, the other has a lotta salt, but they're pretty equal.
So I guess it all comes down to personal preference, which you'd rather find yourself in when the going gets tough. The day I dropped my crayon and it rolled under the couch, I figured I was in a jelly of a jam. The next day, I couldn't find my other pink cowboy boot, and I really wanted to wear it, since I styled myself around my pink cowboy boots that day. I considered myself in a dilly of a pickle that day. (Psst- I found my boot in the leg of my giraffe costume! How about that?!)
Problems. We can't avoid 'em completely, Friends. I'm just glad I'm not finding myself between a rock and a hard place right now! That wouldn't be comfortable at all!
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