I didn't make the cut, so I'll hafta Let It Go, Let It Go! I won't hold on any longer! |
I sang a medley of popular tunes and I think I really did a bang-up job, but the "judges" said I oughtta try a tune with some handles on it so it'd be easier for me to carry it. I thought that was uncalled for, but I do accept that there are better VoiceIdolXTalent contenders in my company.
For instance, the Little Giraffes banded together and formed... well, they formed a band. And they're really good. Pidgie McDougall can yodel like she's from the Swiss Alps. Good for her! The entire Accounting Department did this whole acapella thing.
I will say that I was excessively nervous during my audition. I was nervous that the "judges" would say something like I needed a tune with handles on it so I could carry it easier. And then it came true. I still haven't decided whether I think I couldn't sing very well that day because I was so nervous, or if they really were onto something.
Either way, I'm lettin' it go. I'm not holding on to my sour feelings toward the "judges" in the audition. I reserve the right to use "air quotes" every time I speak about the "judges," but I'm not holdin' on to any more ill feelings toward them. I know I can sing pretty well. I sing to Rozzie all the time, and she doesn't bark at me. That's something. I can sing along to the music in the car, and Mommy and Daddy know what song I'm singing, so that's something.
Those "judges," anyway. At least I was brave enough to put myself out there like I did. I don't see any of those "judges" doing anything ever, except bein' all judgy. I mean, I guess that's what they do, but I like a little more well-roundedness in people.
Oh, well. Hey, I'm gonna go play on my swing and slide, so I'll see ya tomorrow, Friends! Sing like nobody's listening! I sure will be! Muah!
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