When Life Hands You an Ice Block...

...You should totally lick the ice block!

Hiya, Friends!  You know that old saying "When life hands you an ice block, you should totally lick the ice block!"  I've been thinking about that old saying a lot since the weather started getting warmer.

You mean that isn't a saying at all?!

What's that? ... You've never heard that old saying, and you think maybe it isn't an old saying at all, but it's just a messed-up sentence of messed-upness?

Well, that's no fun!

Licking a block of ice is really lame!

You're right, though.  It doesn't ring like a saying.  Sayings have a ring to them, don't they?

That stinks.  I'm kinda glad that "when life hands you an ice block, you should totally lick it" isn't a real saying, Friends.  I'm glad, because it really isn't fun to lick a block of ice.  It doesn't taste like anything.  Not even a popsicle.  And your tongue kinda sticks to it.

I've decided, Friends.  When life hands you a block of ice, definitely do NOT lick it.  I don't know what to tell ya to do with it.  I guess you could use it to keep your lunch nicey cool.  That'd be a good use for it. 

Yes.  That's it, Friends!

Just don't let anybody talk you into sticking your tongue on the block of ice, Friends!  Solid advice from your pal Zoe!