Buckle up, Friends! We're gettin' on the Holiday Express! |
Well, ya know, Big People, this is the last Friday before Halloween. This is a big deal, because as you know, Halloween is the Gateway Holiday.
It's true.
Once ya get through Halloween, you're into November, and it's just a banana-peel ride through to Thanksgiving, then December.
I hope you know that my Halloween excitement has built itself up this year so that I will have a surplus of excitement, which will convert itself to Christmas excitement and to a lesser degree, Thanksgiving excitement.
I don't have anything against Thanksgiving. I love to eat, especially real food. You'll remember my travails as a formula-drinkin' baby. It was torture, bein' a food appreciator who wasn't able to appreciate Thanksgiving food because I wasn't even three months old yet. Also, I love Thanksgiving because of the big balloons in the Macy's parade, and also, I get to see Aunt Colleen and Uncle Lorentz on Thanksgiving!
It's just that as a Little Kid, I took an oath to be excited about Christmas the most. You understand, Big People. I mean, in your grown-up parlance, the way you express the ultimate in excitement is sayin' "I was like a Little Kid on Christmas!" There ya go. I am, in fact, a Little Kid. Christmas is comin'. I feel comfortable and justified in my excitement.
But first, we Halloween!
I'll see ya tomorrow, Friends! I love ya lots! Muah!
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