Whaddaya Know? It's Wednesday!

Hey, Friends!  Do. You. Know. What. Day. It. Is?

Friends, check us the heck out!  We've made it to Wednesday!  We've made it to mid-week!  Do you feel like a big cheese?  I feel like a big cheese, making it to Wednesday!

That's not what I'm gonna talk about today, though, the Wednesdayness of today.  I'm gonna talk about this GREAT movie I saw Sunday night: Toy Story 3.  I got to stay up until tennoclock to see the end, and everything!

At first, what I really loved about that movie was that there were so many toys!  But the more I watched, the more I realized what I really loved about the movie is that it confirms what I have known to be true my whole entire life:  toys have feelings, too!

It's Wednesday, February Twelfth!  How about that?!

Now I understand why some of my toys are always hiding under the couch in my office.  I went through a spell where all my toys went in my mouth.  I went through a spell where I didn't know how to treat my toys very well.  I mean, I was never as bad as the toddlers in the Caterpillar Room at Sunnyside Daycare, but I could see how I would be an undesirable person for my toys to see coming back then, before I really learned.

I think the moment I'm most ashamed of now, now that I can see things from the angle my toys see things, is when I got a brand new boxa crayons for Christmas when I was fifteen months old.  Mommy was so excited about those crayons, and she showed me how to make colors on paper with them, but did I wanna make colors with paper with those crayons?

You thought I was gonna say 'Hump Day!' Score one for meeeee!

I not did.

I wanted to feel how it felt to *snap* those crayons in my hands, so that's what I did.  Every last one of those crayons.  I noticed after that that my toys were more elusive to me, and the crayons disappeared altogether. 

Well, now I know why my toys were so standoffish during that period of time in my history: I bet they were wonderin' if I was gonna come into the office and start snappin' them in pieces, just to see how it felt. 

Friends, a revelation like that settlin' in on a kid sure does put things into perspective.  Those poor toys!  They musta been so afraid of me, and I wouldn't want 'em afraid of me!  So the other day, after seein' Toy Story 3, I called a meeting, and apologized to all my toys for being so scary there for a while.  I gave them all hugs.  I'm still ashamed of bein' so clueless back then, about toys havin' feelings and all, but at least I can go forward and know how to treat my toys.  I'm glad they're giving me the chance to learn.

That's that for this Wednesday, Friends!  I love ya lots!  Muah!