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| Just you try and pinch me! |
As you know, on St. Patrick's Day, you're supposedta wear green, otherwise the leprechauns will come along and pinch ya.
I have taken all precaution against bein' pinched on today, St. Patrick's Day. You bet I have. Not only am I wearin' my green Thursday underwear, I'm also wearin' green pants and a green shirt. I've been eatin' lots of greens like broccoli and spinach and cabbage. I've even been thinkin' green, by planning recycling strategies for the things I use around the house.
I am green inside and out on this St. Patrick's Day, but if that still isn't enough for the pinching-prone leprechauns, Big People, I am also carrying a sword today.
Oh, don't look at me like that. I'm not going to sword the leprechauns! That's not what I'm all about! How could you think that? Anyways, it's a plastic sword, so the most I could do to the leprechauns who'd wanna unlawfully pinch me is maybe leave a red mark, or if I swung like I really meant it, hit a homerun with 'em, or possibly raise a welt.
It's the idea that I have a sword and a fearsome look on my face today that's really the take-home point of all this, Big People.
I'm not to be pinched today. No way. I hope you're not to be pinched today, either.
I'll see ya tomorrow. I love ya lots! Muah!
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