Might Justice Swell

I wouldn't wanna be Justice!

Hiya, Friends!  You know, I've gotta be honest with you.  I've been worried a lot about Justice.  People talk about Justice a lot.  I'm not sure who Justice is, but I'm thinking it's the lady that stands on toppa the courthouse in the county seat, and I've been worried about Justice swelling up.

Now, hear me out.  Lemme put it in context for you.

Say you're at a restaurant with your friends, and you just ate a big meal.  I mean a big, big meal.  You and your friends had seconds on the bread basket, and then you had soup and salad, and a big plate of spaghetti, and you took advantage of free refills on your beverage (by the way, thanks for not letting me have a sip of your iced tea when you know I love iced tea, Big People!  Way to be a pal!) and now the server's at your table, holding THE DESSERT TRAY! 

What if she swells so much she falls through the Courthouse roof?

Everybody sits around the table looking all awkward at everybody else, not wanting to say yes, really, because you know you're stuffed, and also that you shouldn't eat all those sugar calories, but nobody wants to be the one to say no, either, because those cannoli or the Snickers Pie looks just so delicious, and you hear it calling out your name.

Then somebody says it.  Maybe even YOU say it: "Aw, heck!  Might Justice Swell!  Gimme a slice 'a' that Snickers Pie, then!"

Next thing you know, everybody else is sayin' "Might Justice swell!" and everybody's gettin' dessert off the dessert tray!

That would be quite a predicament!

It isn't just ordering dessert that makes people say "Might Justice swell."  No.  People say it for everything.  Why, even my friends at the office say it.  The other day, I asked Sabretooth if I oughtta make a hundred copies of our BiWeekly Reader, and he said "Yeah, might Justice swell!"  So I made the hundred copies, but I kept scratching my head while I was doing so.  That doesn't do ya any favors when you're trying to collate, by the way.  Scratching your head.

That's why I wanna get to the bottom of why Might Justice Swell, Friends!  I wanna know what Justice has to do with any of those things, and also, for Justice's sake, what I can do to help her not swell.  Nobody likes to swell up, Friends!

Furthermore, I wouldn't wanna be in the courthouse in the county seat if Justice DOES swell!  I betchya that'd put an awful lot of strain on the roof!  Have you SEEN Justice?  She's a GIANT already!

All right, Friends!  Will I see ya tomorrow?  Awwwwww, Might Justice Swell!  I love ya!  Muah!