A Cupcake ATM!

A 24-hour Cupcake ATM?

Friends!  I just heard the most extraordinary thing!  In New York City, they have this magical machine that dispenses cupcakes 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  It's like an ATM of cupcakes.  Or... well, I guess a vending machine that dispenses cupcakes!

I like the idea of a Cupcake ATM better, though.  I mean, how COOL is that?!  Check it out right here!

You know how much I love cupcakes, Friends!  And sometimes I DO wake up in the middle of the night, wishing I had a cupcake right then.  The people who wrote that article I sent you to were skeptical that people on the Upper East Side would want a cupcake at all hours of the dayernight, but I would LOVE to have a machine right around the corner from me that dispensed cupcakes if I gave it money!

Why, I'd even love to have a machine like that on my very own porch!

Why does New York City get all the fun?

Friends, I just had a GREAT idea!  I could contact this Sprinkles Bakery and inquire about how I could adopt a Cupcake ATM of my very own, to have on my very own porch!  Why should New York City have all the fun, anyway?  There's probably some place in that city that sells cupcakes 24 hours a day, but here where I live, the sidewalks get rolled up and brought inside as soon as the chickens go to roost and the cows come home. 

Not only can we NOT get cupcakes 24 hours a day, we hafta plan ahead if we're gonna go to the store to buy ingredients to make our own cupcakes.  It just seems like life would be so much sweeter and more fun if only we could approach a machine, give it our money, and have it give us any kind of cupcake we want.  You get to pick via a touch-screen. 

If I could adopt one of these magical marvels of modern machinery for my very own, Friends, you can bet I wouldn't hog all the cupcakes for myself.  I really wouldn't!  I'd let anybody who wanted to feed the machine money in exchange for a cupcake purchase a cupcake from my Cupcake ATM.  I really would. 

Why, I wouldn't stop at just one Cupcake ATM.  I have a vision, Big People.  I have a vision of a Cupcake ATM in every village and small town in my area... a couple-three Cupcake ATMs in a larger smaller town.  And all of them being brought to us by .... ME!

Perhaps someday, I could own a chain of Cupcake ATMs!

I betchya if I had a string of Cupcake ATMs, I'd be able to save up enough money for one of those PowerWheelz I've been lookin' at. I could even have a cupcake decal put on it, to advertise my Cupcake ATMs.

Friends, I've gotta go.  I've got a presentation to put together about Cupcake ATMs.  I've gotta show how this would be a sound investment, so I can ask my investors (Mommy and Daddy) to front me some cash so I can buy my first Cupcake ATM.  I'd better get the dang ol' PowerPoint fired up!

I'll see ya tomorrow!  Until then, be thinking about how wonderful it would be to get a hankerin' for cupcakes, and just go to a Cupcake ATM insteadda driving around all over the place, trying to find a bakery, especially in the middle of the night.  This is revolutionary, Friends!  And I love ya lots!  Muah!