|What's up with Tuesdays, anyway? They aren't fun like Fridays, but they aren't as manic as Mondays!|
Well, ya know, I have this thing about Tuesdays. They're just kinda the Second Runner Up of the week. Nobody wants to be the second runner up.
I bet Tuesday doesn't even like bein' the Second Runner Up of the week, if ya asked it its preference. See, Friday or Saturday win Most Fun Day of the Week, depending on whether you're talking about the week as a whole, or the Monday-Friday workweek configuration.
It doesn't matter how you configure the week. Tuesday is never gonna be the most fun day of the week, and here's why: because you're likely still managing whatever mayhem Monday threw your way, and you know you've gotta get up and over the hump of Wednesday. Both seemingly insurmountable things to accomplish.
And Tuesday, at best, wins only first-runner-up honors for Least Favorite/Most Reviled day of the week, on accounta Tuesday rarely makes a person feel as though they've been untimely ripped from the fun of a weekend. Monday, though, that's how Monday rolls.
No matter how you slice it, though, Wednesday wins Mediumest Day of the Week. The Day of the Week Most in the Middle. There's pretty much no contest there.
I don't know what to do about Tuesday, Friends, other than just shrug and say, "Tuesdays, am I right?!"
Hey. I'll see ya tomorrow, Friends! I love ya lots! Muah!