Anything can happen on Friday the Thirteenth! Anything! Why, you can wear stripes and polka-dots, zig-zags with plaid, or a patchwork of all patterns and colors!
Oh, and that's not ALL! On Friday the Thirteenth, you can put colors together that you normally wouldn't put together! Wear mis-matching socks! Wear a crazy tie or scarf! Wear one silver earring and one gold earring!
I've never understood why people sometimes suffer from Triskaidekaphobia, which is the fear of the Number Thirteen. I don't think thirteen's anything to be afraid of. In fact, I think thirteen's a GREAT number!
That is why I'm starting a movement, People! I'm starting the TriskaidekaFABULOUS Movement, in order to promote the number thirteen and educate Big People on all the ways that the Number Thirteen is just FABULOUS! There are many more worthy things than the Number Thirteen to be afraid of, Big People: Flash-floods, tornadoes, poisonous snakes and spiders, and losing the remote when something really boring is on the television.
The number thirteen? It isn't going to hurt you any, Big People!